Tag: funny
Nearly Midnight News – July 11
“So – our budget got cut, and we are down to a candle and no match. I…
Nearly Midnight News – July 10
“*pokes about* Will anyone notice if I…” Obatala says, “Strip and dance?” Drakkarious says, “I’ve alerted the…
Nearly Midnight News – July 8
“Look! Up there! It’s a bird! It’s a gnome! It’s breaking news! Because it is certainly coming…
Nearly Midnight News – July 6
“*clears throat* *stage whisper* Is it on? Are we recording?” Amriel says “/whispers ‘You have been…
Nearly Midnight News – July 5
“News update! On Tonight’s Nearly Midnight News! Gnomish Inventions – great ideas, or deathtraps to kill us…
Nearly Midnight News – July 3
“Welcome to tonight’s Nearly Midnight News! Our sponsor tonight provided a cookie! So, in all kindness, we…
Nearly Midnight News – July 2
Draekimblebee says “*frees her hand and begins to cast thornskin on herself*” Goblet says “*gets stuck by…
Nearly Midnight News – July 1
Folodu says, “Shall I give it five and make it the Actual Midnight News?” Venduina says, “It’s…
Nearly Midnight News – June 30
“*pokes about*” Arquenniel says “YAY! NMN!!!” “Oh! thank you! Yay! *sits back and watches Arq* NMN! NMN!”…
Nearly Midnight News – June 29
“Welcome to tonight’s Nearly Midnight News! We have a special tonight from around the Bars! Yes, you…