Heal Me Baby, One More Time (2024)
*updated 3/19/2024 in the style of Jack Black
[MP3 Download Here]
Seeing how the original song has become popular again with the cover by Jack Black, Elquin thought it would be ok for me to remake my version.
Heal me Baby, One more Time – as sung to (Hit me baby) One more time – by Britney Spears.
Tells the story, of a group of adventurers traveling from zone to zone, trying to find a nice place to hunt. But every thing keeps going wrong…
Lyrics:
oh heal me – heal me
oh heal me – heal me
Out hunting Goblins
Couldn’t have seem to go
Perfect all the time now
Now we’re out numbered
I shouldn’t have caught Agro….
And now we’re in it deep ya
The Ranger’s dead
Got hit on the head
The Warrior’s next
Holy Crap they broke his neck
*lets start runnin*
This Goblin Scout, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
Hunting in Zek
Lookin for Deathfist gold….
But we’re having the worst luck, ya
Picked up this Tank
And he doesnt seem to know….
An Orc from his elbow
(oh man) He didn’t wait
For mana to regenerate
So much for Tonights Tank
He’s gettin his Ogre butt spanked
(ah crap) Here they come now!
This Vallon Grunt, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
oh heal me – heal me
oh heal me – heal me
Oh here it comes
Flaming bats and Owl Bears
Oh just keep running
We’ll lose them, I see some stairs..
The skeletons now, are beating us down
Half our groups Looooost
Don’t you stop, we can make it here
Just keep up with me
and soon you’ll seeeeeee (oh damn)
Heal me baby one more time!
This Patchwork Man, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
I’m trying my best, but now I must rest
Just give me some tiiiime
And please don’t go wandring off
Oh crap wait what’s that
What’s attacking this time?
Heal me baby one more time!
