I Want Shinies, by Jethal Silverwing – As sung to “I Want Candy” by Bow Wow Wow
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I know I halfling with Furry Feet
His cakes and pies can’t be beat
Tastey treats cooked over fires
One thing makes him leave the Shire..
HE WANTS SHINIES!
HE WANTS SHINIES!
Rock and stone, is his open passion
Gems and Jewels for him to cash in
Bold and Brash, he hits the town
A Dwarf with pick axe underground
HE WANTS SHINIES!
HE WANTS SHINIES!
Shinnies on the ground, along the path
Shinnies in caves and set in grass
Caring for my group, I should be healing..
I’ve wandered off, Shinnie Stealing..
HE WANTS SHINIES!
HE WANTS SHINIES!
