I wanna kill an Owlbear, so freakin bad.. (MP3 Download Here)
– Parody of “Billionaire” by Travie McCoy
The story of a low level adventurer who wants to make a name for himself by killing an owlbear, even if he has to lie about it.
I wanna kill an Owl Bear, so freakin bad..
Get the gold and girls I wish I had..
At the tavern, they’ll shake my hand Oh what a scene
Maybe get a medal from the Queen
On my mantle i’ll mount my prize
a story made of small white lies..
My fame will spread
I’ll be known world wide
oh, I swear.. I’ll be beyond compare
When i kill that Owlbear..
*spoken*
Yeah, Now that it is o-vah
I can look and so far
The battle wasn’t so hard
but hardly worthy of a star
I think it was a cub, or maybe just a scrub
This wont help my Rep
but I put money on a bet
The guys in town are waiting
Their graiting got me baiting
Their teasing was degrading
My skills in stitching
Baking in a kitchen
But their words got me itchin
And to stop all their bitchin
I boasted ’bout my skills
but it’s gonna get me killed
I lied for my pride, so now i ride
They chastise the weak hand I delt
i’ll Go to the Next town
and buy a larger Pelt
Integrity i’ve compromised
but when I look into their eyes
they needed a hero,
who am i – to deny
I swear, it was me against the world
When I killed that Owlbear
Let’s go..
Now I’ve set the bar, I’m the precident
Story told once again
Captain of the guard, askin my advice again
Girls around the world lament for my lie misrepresents
The real scene – Owlbears are real mean
I’d die if the real me, shown up to expose me
it turned to chase me, chased up upside a tall tree
tried to hide in the pine, must have lost my mind
what was i thinkin – got cake i should be bakin
girls wont look, not at a novice cook
So i’ll write it in a book, liberties I took
The facts’ll be jaded, slight exagerated..
it’ll be a Monster, i’m tired of lookin like a jester..
I wanna kill an Owl Bear, so freakin bad..
Get the gold and girls I wish I had..
At the tavern, they’ll shake my hand Oh what a scene
Maybe get a medal from the Queen
My story will increase it’s size
The girls will all swoon wide eyed
Took’m single handed
Was the fight of my life, I swear
Using my bare hands
When I killed that Owlbear..
