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After a mysterious malfunction sends their small plane climbing out of control, a rookie pilot and her four teenage friends find themselves trapped in a deadly showdown with a supernatural force.

Ugh.. where to start..

Though not the worst movie I’ve seen this year, I found this one tedious to watch. With over the top characters and a story line that couldn’t make up it’s mind, I have to give this one a “Not Likely” on my re-watch-ability scale. The characters are unlikable. And the angry acting portrayal of “Sal” was unbelievably angry.. I mean seriously, this guy is so unlikable, that I can’t think of one good reason why this guy has friends, let alone a girlfriend.

Spoilers!

The planes “Elevator” flap is stuck.. so what’s a guy to do? Why, climb outside the plane and free up the flap, of course! seriously?

The ending can’t seem to make up its mind!

  1. It’s some sort of Alien monster in the clouds!
  2. Everything that’s happening is in this comic book!
  3. I’m causing this because of my fears!
  4. We’ve traveled back in time to cause the plane crash that killed our parents!

Pick one and give it a fucking rest, will ya? By the end of the movie, I’m honestly glad all the characters are dead. Fuck’m. You (the writers/director) gave us no reason to like or care about anyone on this plane.

Author: Jethal