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Brotherhood of Blood

Tonight I watched “Brotherhood of Blood”

A beautiful vampire slayer held prisoner by a powerful, blood-drinking king prepares to do battle with a force that sends even the children of the night scurrying into the shadows in this tale of bloodlust and mayhem

I saw the cover art.. I saw Sig Haig and Ken Foree, who both had good roles in “The Devil’s Rejects” and thought.. this could be fun. I couldn’t have been further from the truth.

Brotherhood of Blood was.. tedious. Constant flack backs “1 week ago”, “last night”, “2 days ago” whatever.. it was just horrible and impossible to follow. The acting just.. oh god it was awful. Sig Haig was the only decent actor in the production, and he was only on screen for like 10 minutes total.. then they killed him off.

I wouldn’t wish this movie on my worst enemy.

I’m sorry Sid, really.. I love Captain Spaulding, and this was beneath you.

Author: Jethal