The Adventurers [MP3 Download]
– Filk, sung to “Goodbye Earl” by the Dixie Chicks
Once upon a time, in a faraway land
there was a halfling, caught in a maze.
With Evil Eyes and Goblin Spies
He was lost and caught in the fray.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land
There once was a wood elf girl.
She dreamed of Treasure, and Big Adventure
But she knew nothing of the world.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land
A Dark Elf dreamed of the day
She’d be strong, before too long
Her sword might save the day.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land
A Barbarian standing tall
He had a sword, he had a shield
He had the guts to do it all.
Once upon a time, in a faraway land
Four adventurers, Found one night
With heart and sword and healing hands
They found each other, and readied for a fight.
Then they all died.
They were a bunch of noooobs…
Once upon a time, in a faraway land.
A team bit off more than they could chew
One said attack, Once stayed behind
One said this team is doomed.
Huddled in corner, without their gear.
They found themselves battered and bruised.
Upon later inspection, the elf forgot to mention
a healing potion she could’ve used.
They dusted off, and composed themselves
So they did what anyone would do
The readied themselves, steel and spells
They pulled ONE but they got two..
Then they all died.
They were a bunch of noooobs…
