We are never gonna group together (mp3 here)
– Filk, sung to “We are never ever getting back together” by Taylor Swift
We are never ever ever gonna group together
We are never ever ever gonna group together
You loot shinies, while our hinies, getting handed to me
We are never ever ever group raid together
I remember when we grouped up, then like
An hour later I have had enough, cause like
You’re ninja looting all our stuff
You’re seem to be a waste of space. (yeah)
The next night teaming with a friend
But something comes to bite us in the end (what the?)
Something about our healer seems the same
(groan) It’s that guy with a brand new name (I hate him!)
Oooo oo o o oo – We kicked him after the next fight
oooo oo o o oo – Next time, /ignoring you /imploring you
We are never ever ever gonna group together
We are never ever ever gonna group together
You loot shinies, while our hinnies, getting handed to me
We are never ever ever group raid together
I’m really gonna lose it one night
On our gaming time you’re such a blight
Now you’re shouting to the zone, it’s such a crime
A new Petition for ’bout you, one last time
Ooo I’ve had my fill of you tonight
Ooo Hope the GM’s are canning you and banning you
We are never ever ever gonna group together
We are never ever ever gonna group together
You loot shinies, while our hinnies, getting handed to me
We are never ever ever gonna group together
Just once this week, grasp the questing feather
Maybe today, all ties, with you i’d sever
“Ga, i cant stand this freakin guy
I swear, if I see him at the con, i’ll make sure he never has kids
…ever”
