Wild Accounts

Wild Accounts

September 20, 2013 by in Gaming News with  Comments, 101 views Views

What wild, incredible, account of bravery or manliness can you spread about Jethal? We want to know!

Reply here with your account of unbelievable acts!

For example :

Jethal once beat Lord Nagafen in Chess

Or

Jethal once deflowered a maiden with a passing glance

The most outrageous (and funny) claim will win a random prize from our old SOE swag box!

 

Here are some of the posts from Facebook!

  • Jethal is still alive today because the gods don’t want to be on his bad side.
  • Jethal shoots his arrows before he knows where his target is. They still fly true.
  • The dragon Silverwing is named such because he wanted some of Jethal’s awesomeness.
  • Jethal can fire his arrows so quickly he can empty an infinite quiver.
  • When Jethal runs out of arrows in a fight, he makes more. In battle.
  • There’s a petition in every major Norrathian city to rename their scout guild to the Jethal Wannabes.
  • Jethal once came face-to-face with Cazic-Thule. Cazic ran away out of fear.
  • Jethal can shoot a deer with a flaming arrow and the meat will be cooked to his taste.
  • Jethal once won a staring contest with a gazer.
  • Lucan D’Lere has nightmares about Jethal Silverwing.
  • Jethal once went to a wedding, and left with the bride.
  • Jethal is banned from twelve cities for civil disruption. The real reason is they couldn’t make a law forbidding his awe-inspiring manliness, and the male population was tired of not having anyone to sleep with.
  • Rumor has it that Jethal once beat a gnoll to death with its own skull. This isn’t entirely true, as it’s actually a common occurrence.
  • Once while he was romantically involved, Jethal mixed up mythical “channels”, since then everyone knows of his unparalleled prowess outside of battlefield!
  • Myong Mistmoore pays Jethal not to make a parody song about him. Jethal did it anyway!
  • Jethal shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth, and he knew where!
  • Jethal once told Brasse how to polish her armor!
  • Jethal wears a mask to keep from having the ladies swarm him!
  • Queen Antonia Byle wants to make Jethal her King!
  • Brasse and Jethal once had a beard growing contest, which was stopped by a dozen maidens who didn’t wish his face scruffy and Dwarf-like