The Erotic RP’rs Guide to Sex

The Erotic RP’rs Guide to Sex

May 19, 2010 by in with  Comments, 518 views Views

WARNING – The Content of this page includes discussion of and about subjects of a Sexual Nature.  If viewing such content is illegal in your area, turn back now.

 


Most everybody has had a character come in contact with a person of the opposite sex, but the encounter was nothing more than the brief statement: “I’ll have sex with the fair lass and leave”. This leaves out a lot of exciting role playing that can turn into a lot of humorous anecdotes. What if one of the involved people can’t “perform”? What about getting a disease? Getting pregnant? Spells? Magic-Items? Classes?

Compatibility:  Not all pieces fit into place

  • As we travel in our virtual world, we take for granted that everyone can get together, party hardy and have a good time.  Putting fantasy aside just for a moment, there are a few obvious fact that some seem to leave out, such as race, temperament and size.
  • That Halfling girl may be cute as a button, but is an Ogre really going to be able to mate with her successfully?  Never mind the aesthetics or biological compatibility.. the Ogre would simply be too big to safely perform the act of mating with her, and she too small to carry the child to term.
  • So, here, I’ve made up a Compatibility Chart for quick reference.  Now, if you’re couple’s race combo is “Red” is doesn’t mean they cant make love, I’m just suggesting that they may need assistance in the aspect of reproduction.. or to adjust for size.

ARA BAR DWF ERU FAE FRG GNM HAF HUM IKS KER OGR RAT SAR TRL HIE ELF DEF HEF
Arasai
Barbarian
Dwarf
Erudite
Fae
Froglok
Gnome
Halfling
Human
Iksar
Kerra
Ogre
Ratonga
Sarnak
Troll
High Elf
Wood Elf
Dark Elf
Half Elf
  • Green = Compatible
  • Red = Incompatible with out magical assistance

Race, Sexuality and Mating Rituals

  • Longevity:  Natural Lifespan.
  • Sexual Maturity:  Child-bearing Years
  • Arasai
    • Longevity:  Unknown1
    • Sexual Maturity:  13+ years
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Bi-Sexual, Hetero/Homosexuality is rare
    • Traits:  Arasai are aggressive and passionate lovers with a tendency toward sad0-masochism, with females taking the dominant role when with another Arasai.  When mating outside their species, Male and Female will attempt take the dominant role in sex play at all costs.  Rape is not an uncommon practice.
    • Children:  Born.  Single. Use of a corrupted spirit bud.
  • Barbarian
    • Longevity: 106 years
    • Sexual Maturity: 16-70 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bisexuality is uncommon in Females, extremely rare in Males.
    • Traits:  Barbarians are heart-felt, loving partners and do not take the act of love, lightly.  Although, as with all humanoid races, Barbarians will experiment, flirt and take several lovers in their lifetimes, they commonly mate for life.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon.
  • Dwarf
    • Longevity: 450 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  20-175 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is extremely rare.
    • Traits:  Dwarves are devoted lovers.  Although, as with all humanoid races, Dwarves will experiment, flirt and take several lovers in their lifetimes, they commonly mate for life.  It is said, the act of Dwarf-love is comparable to a hammer pounding an anvil.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are rare
  • Erudite
    • Longevity:  138 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-70 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is almost unheard of.
    • Traits:  Erudites are passionate about learning.  Though sexual activity is enjoyable, it is commonly reserved for procreation.  Erudites mate for life.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are rare
  • Fae
    • Longevity:  Unknown1
    • Sexual Maturity:  13+ years
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Bi-Sexual, Hetero/Homosexuality is rare
    • Traits:  The Fae are curious and energenic lovers, with an innocent aura about them which makes every time seem like the first.  Although it is common for them to take a mate, it is rarely for life.  Free of spirit and an eagerness to make others happy, make it common for the Fae to take several-dozen lovers in their life times.
    • Children:  Born.  Single.  Use of a Spirit bud from the Faydark Nursery
  • Froglok
    • Longevity:  75 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  15-40 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual
    • Traits:  Frogloks are noble and valiant lovers… in their hearts.  Mating for pleasure is a curious practice, but seen as a waste of time.  Although they take mates, and are loyal to the death.. Frogloks mate as their ancestors did.  Males fertilize eggs left by their Female in a shallow pool of water.
    • Children:  Hatched in swallow water, broods of up to 18 “tads”
  • Gnome
    • Longevity:  500 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-150 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, though Bi/Homosexual is not uncommon
    • Traits:  The Gnomes go down in history as the first race to invent the Vibrator and other various sex toys.  Gnomes are inventive, creative, playful lovers with a tendency toward sexual bondage & domination with a few venturing into sadomasochism.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon
  • Halfling
    • Longevity:  220 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-75 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, though Bi/Homosexual is not uncommon
    • Traits:  Halflings are surprisingly sexual beings.  Quiet and reserved in public, tales are told of cries in the night, and even group sex and orgies.  Food is as much of their bedroom play as any picnic and it would not be uncommon to find pie being used for more than welcoming new neighbors.  Despite this, Halflings marry and mate for life.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon
  • Human
    • Longevity:  135 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  14-50 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, though Bi/Homosexual is not uncommon
    • Traits:  Commonly, Humans will mate for life.  Although, they are perhaps the most diverse in sexual practice of all the Norrathian races.  From solo masturbation to orgies, vanilla love making to sadomasochism, Humans are as varied in their preferences as the stars in the sky.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon
  • Iksar
    • Longevity:  140 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-75 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bisexuality in females is uncommon
    • Traits:  Iksar are loyal to their mates and commonly take a single lover for life.  Females have been known to partake in bisexuality, but typically for the arousal of the male.
    • Children:  Hatched.
  • Kerra
    • Longevity:  120 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-60 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bisexuality in females is common
    • Traits:  The Kerra male is very protective of his mate.  Which is unfortunate for everyone else, because the Female of the species is highly flirtatious and craves affection.  Mating to bare young, Kerra are playful and powerful lovers who enjoy the fine art of seduction.
    • Children:  Born.  Litters of up to 4 “kits”
  • Ogre
    • Longevity:  80 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  14-45 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is unheard of
    • Traits:  Large, Strong and Commanding, the Ogre is very protective of their mates.  Commonly Monogamous and Vanilla in their love making techniques.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are extremely rare
  • Ratonga
    • Longevity:  220 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  14-110 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is rare
    • Traits:  The Ratonga, with some exceptions, is commonly a sly scoundrel, even in the bedroom.  Males are lustful toward other races, especially if there is advantage to be gained.  Females are in agreement that, though they love their mates, they are idiots.
    • Children:  Born.  Broods of up to 6 younglings
  • Sarnak
    • Longevity:  140 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-75 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is unheard of
    • Traits:  The Sarnak breed to populate the species.  Mating for life, they are protective of their mate and offspring.
    • Children:  Hatched.  Single.
  • Troll
    • Longevity:  80 years
    • Sexual Maturity:  16-50 years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Heterosexual, Bi/Homosexuality is unheard of
    • Traits:  The only thing more horrifying than the thought of a Troll mating.. is the act itself.  Trolls are brutal, uncontrollable monsters, even in the bedroom… and anyone other than another Troll, would not survive the experience.
    • Children:  Born.  Single
  • High Elf
    • Longevity:  Unknown1
    • Sexual Maturity:  18+ years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Bi-Sexual
    • Traits:  The Koada’dal are skillful and patient lovers who, although may take several lovers in their lifetime, typically mate with a single partner for life.  The act of love making is slow, thoughtful and can last for hours, if not even days.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon.
  • Wood Elf
    • Longevity:  Unknown1
    • Sexual Maturity:  15+ years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Bi-Sexual, Hetero/Homosexuality is not uncommon
    • Traits:  The Feir’dal  is a very giving and promiscuous race, taking many lovers in their lifetime.  Sharing themselves not only for mating, but in the pure enjoyment of the act itself, or in times of comfort.  Because of their Free Spirits and open sexuality – incest between siblings is not unheard of during experimental phases of adolescence.  Most of the Half Elf population of Norrath has a Wood Elf parent/ancestor.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon
  • Dark Elf
    • Longevity:  Unknown1
    • Sexual Maturity:  13+ years old
    • Sexuality:  Inherently Bi-Sexual, Heterosexuality is not uncommon in Males
    • Traits:  If there is one race in Norrath who was specifically designed for sex and seduction.. it is the Teir’dal.  Male or Female, their bodies are sculpted, pleasing and exotic.  Males are very well endowed, as Females are curvaceous.  A matriarchal society, Females have the rite to take as many males as they wish – Males are given the right, so long as their mate allows them the privilege.  Because of their highly sexual nature, incest is common – and in some clans, encouraged to insure the continuity of a family’s pure bloodline.
    • Warning:  The Teir’dal commonly use sexual seduction to lure people to their deaths.
    • Children:  Born.  Twins are uncommon
  • Half Elf
    • Longevity:  Varies with racial bloodlines
    • Sexual Maturity:  14+ years old
    • Sexuality:  Varies on upbringing
    • Traits:  Half Elves, are just that.. the offspring of the union between one of the elvish races, and another compatible race.  Sexual maturity, ideals and traits vary with the combination of racial breeding and the society they grow up in.
    • Children:  Conception is difficult, and varies with racial bloodlines
  1. The Elven Races do not die of “natural causes“.
  2. Half Elves Longevity varies in part due to which ever races makes up their bloodline.
  3. Not all races mature at the same rate.

Tips, Style, Anonymity.

  • You are not your character.
    • Remember that your role playing character is not you.  In the virtual world we can leave behind our thoughts on sexual repression, physical limitations or even our morality.  Let’s face it, in our virtual selves, we don’t even have to be the same sex we are in real life.
  • Exploration
    • Sexual exploration is fun.  As your character, you can be free to do, or try, anything you’ve ever dreamed of.  Perhaps some things you would Never do in real life!  Try a new position.  Try multiple partners.  Try different races.  Try.. the same sex??
    • Yes, there are many people in game, who I’ve found to be men playing women, and women playing men.. does the fact that your toon just made sweet love to someone who’s really the same sex as you, in real life, make a difference?  Personally, I dont think so.. BUT, if you care about that, and you didn’t ask before..  then it’s probably a good idea to NOT ASK afterward.
    • Explore your lusts.  Has the thought of being tied up appealed to you, but you just never had the courage or opportunity to go for it in real life?  You can in game, and you don’t have to worry about being injured in any bedroom mishaps.
  • Anonymous Hook Ups
    • If your toon is not ready to settle down, you can still have fun!  Create an alt and hang out in one of the many Role Play taverns in game looking for.. Mr or Ms Right Now.  It happens more often than  you think.
    • Using a temporary character, who can be easily deleted, certainly saves the embarrassment of running into a One Nighter, or even worse.. the girl who had you bent over for a naughty spanking, the night before,  while hitting on someone else the next night.
  • Style
    • I encourage you to be creative and descriptive when in the act of love making.  Remember, this is all text, so you’re pretty much writing a romance novel.
    • Repetitive messages, for example “fucking you hard, oh baby”… will not do in most cases.  Instead, get yourself a thesaurus!  there are  a lot of ways to describe the simple act of penetration, and using your imagination will keep the juices flowing.
    • Test the waters.  If you’re not sure what your partner likes.. well, some times it’s good to ask out-of-character first.. or.. use phrases like “does {whatever}, and waits for her reaction”.  Let’s face it.. not everyone likes to be spanked, or anal sex.  A good example for anal would be:  {slips the head of his cock (penis, member, whatever) between her cheeks and looks to her for reaction} If she responds favorably, then proceed, if not.. back off.