Reviews:

Beyond the Gates

2017-05-13 by in Reviews,  , 3 views 

Two estranged brothers reunite at their missing father’s video store and find a VCR board game dubbed ‘Beyond The Gates’ that holds a connection to their father’s disappearance. To be honest, I’m not sure what I thought of this one.. it wasn’t bad.. it certainly wasn’t great, either. It was definitely an independent film, while […]


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MST3K: REBOOT

2017-05-06 by in Reviews,  , 8 views 

OK, so the wife and I have been watching the reboot of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It’s not bad, but certainly doesn’t live up to the original. So, here are my thoughts… The updated opener: Too long. Should have stuck to the original format of a short, nonsensical story instead of trying to justify the […]


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Kong: Skull Island

2017-03-19 by in Reviews,  , 21 views 

A diverse team of scientists, soldiers and adventurers unite to explore a mythical, uncharted island in the Pacific, as dangerous as it is beautiful. Cut off from everything they know, the team ventures into the domain of the mighty Kong, igniting the ultimate battle between man and nature. As their mission of discovery becomes one […]


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2017-03-13 by in Reviews,  , 13 views 

All the blood and gore that we’ve come to expect from Rob Zombie. Unfortunately, also the lack of backstory and character development that we’ve come to expect, as well as being riddled with excessive profanity… which again, par for the course with Rob Zombie’s films. And that was just the first act! Our lovely group […]


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The Last Broadcast

2017-03-12 by in Reviews,  , 16 views 

Bristling with equipment, two enthusiastic local access cable TV producers recruit an assistant and venture into a forest in search of the mythical and horrifying Jersey Devil. Days later, only one of the trio emerges. He becomes the prime suspect in the disappearances of the other two. However, a local filmmaker examines extensive footage found […]


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Logan

2017-03-04 by in Reviews,  , 38 views 

Where to begin… HOLYSHITBALLSWHATAFUCKINGRIDEGOSEEITINTHETHEATER!! Yeah, that about covers it. This is the X-Men movie that we needed! Logan blows every other Marvel movie away, by a long shot. Although, my issue is (again) that they did not follow any established story line.. this was great. Not good, not fair, not acceptable.. this.. was.. GREAT. Patrick Stewart […]


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Resident Evil – The Final Chapter

2017-02-28 by in Reviews,  , 11 views 

Picking up immediately after the events in Resident Evil: Retribution, Alice (Milla Jovovich) is the only survivor of what was meant to be humanity’s final stand against the undead. Now, she must return to where the nightmare began – The Hive in Raccoon City, where the Umbrella Corporation is gathering its forces for a final […]


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Passengers

2017-02-28 by in Reviews,  , 1 views 

The spaceship, Avalon, in its 120-year voyage to a distant colony planet known as the “Homestead Colony” and transporting 5,258 people has a malfunction in one of its sleep chambers. As a result one hibernation pod opens prematurely and the one person that awakes, Jim Preston (Chris Pratt) is stranded on the spaceship, still 90 […]


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Rings

2017-02-28 by in Reviews,  , 1 views 

Julia becomes worried about her boyfriend, Holt, when he explores the dark urban legend of a mysterious video said to kill the watcher seven days after viewing. She sacrifices herself to save her boyfriend and in doing so makes a horrifying discovery: there is a “movie within the movie” that no one has ever seen […]


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Sausage Party

2017-02-28 by in Reviews,  , 1 views 

The products at Shopwell’s Grocery Store are made to believe a code that helps them live happy lives until it’s time for them to leave the comfort of the supermarket and head for the great beyond. However, after a botched trip to the great beyond leaves one sausage named Frank and his companion Bun stranded, […]


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