I’m Porting Home (Screw it)

I’m Porting Home (Screw it)

March 19, 2017 by in Audio Video with  Comments, 68 views Views

I generally write songs about lore, or general observations of my time in games.. but, a few of them are actually inspired by actual (in games) events. Last night, I had the displeasure of being in a Duty with the most annoying Shadowknight. He wouldnt wait for anyone to zone in to the various areas of the (instanced) Duty, and starting combat before anyone knew what was happening. Causing deaths, and blaming everyone else.

At some point, I said “Hey, it’s our first time here” – to which it inspected the healer and revealed to everyone, the low-level gear she had on.. Did he even consider the fact that she may have actually been new to the game, without any reserves of Gil (in game currency) to improve her items? He responded “I don’t have time for newbs”.

Lovely.

(Screw it) I’m Porting Home (MP3 Download)
Sung to “Mama, I’m coming home” by Ozzy Osbourne

Late at night, a brutal fight
You rush in to prove your might
Screw it I’m porting home
The Bard had no aim, The healer’s lame
Everyone else must be blamed
Screw it i’m porting home

Yeah, we zoned in, they took us out
Time after Time after Time, yeah
You stood there and let us fall
Would helping us be a crime
You’re playing mute, Rolling Need on loot
We’re voting now to give you the boot
Screw-it I’m porting home

You can’t wait, you’re tempting fate
Then complain when heals are late
Screw-it I’m porting home

*Your temper flared, and you compared
our stats to burned out coal
Our first time there, you wouldnt share
Tactics that could have saved us all

You’ve tanked this a thousand times
Stats maxed to resist it all
You dont have time for untrained newbs

Oh screw it, Screw it I’m porting
hoooooooome

*Your temper flared, and you compared
our stats to burned out coal
Our first time there, you wouldnt share
Tactics that could have saved us all

You’ve tanked this a thousand times
Stats maxed to resist it all
You dont have time for untrained newbs

Oh screw it, Screw it I’m porting
hoooooooome

I'm Porting Home
I'm Porting Home
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